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I am the demonMonk. I balance the thoughts in me. Good and Evil they all come easily to me. I am swayed by neither side and I serve two masters. One caters to my baser feelings, and the other to my higher. I love it this way.
This is my big chance to show off to the world what a wonderful guy I am! No really! Here is what people have said about me.
"He is a cool dude! I remember we used to make salt together in my backyard . ."
- MK Gandhi
"Sarat Rocks!! More than Elvis . .. really!!"
- JFK
"Destiny shall lift her veil when .. blah blah blah"
- J Nehru
"He's a #@*!*%$ . . ."
- Anonymous
Thank you everyone. I am choked and flabbergasted by all this show of love and affection (sniff sniff). While most would take this opportunity to brag their butts off(no really I have seen it happen. The butt kinda hangs form the back and then . . ok i'll stop), I prefer to put on a show of humility.
My friends are my life. I have the most crazy wonderful and nutty group of freinds you have ever seen and god damn it I am proud of you guys!! Nothing comes close to hanging out with these fellas and having a ball of a time.
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